| Naff Song Lyrics |
Song: If.
Lyric: “If a man could be in two places at one
time, I’d be with you tomorrow and today”.
Naffness: 10.
Reason: That’s two times and one place, not two places at
one time!
Song: If
Paradise (or whatever it’s called) - by Amen Corner.
Lyric: “If paradise is half as nice as heaven that
you send me to, who needs paradise I’d rather have you”.
Naffness: 9.
Reason: Let’s just look at this one mathematically. If B is
twice as nice as A, I’d rather have B. Er... yeah? So what?!
You don’t have to be mastermind to figure that out, so why
bother to write a song about it!?
Song: “Rooms”
(Maybe?) - by Stevie Nicks
Lyric: “Well maybe I’m just thinking that the
rooms are all on fire, every time that you walk in the room”.
Naffness: 7.
Reason: Having the word room twice in one sentence is not good!
It just doesn’t sound right at all.
Song: “A
spaceman came travelling” - by Chris De Burgh.
Lyric: “It was light years of time since his
mission did start”.
Naffness: 10.
Reason: A light year is a measurement of distance not
time! You obviously weren’t listening to your physics
teacher, Chris! Go to the back of the class and put on the dunces
cap!
Song: “Love
me for a reason”.
Lyric: “Love me for a reason, let the reason be
love”.
Naffness: 8
Reason: That seems a bit of a circular argument to me. Like
saying I like chocolate because I like chocolate.
Song: “House
of fun” - by Madness.
Lyric: “Try the house of fun, it’s quicker if
you run”..
Naffness: 7
Reason: Well of course it would be quicker, that’s a bit
obvious isn’t it? I assume they just wanted something to
rhyme with fun, but couldn’t come up with anything better at
the time. (Don't get me wrong, I really like Madness. It's just this lyric that grates somewhat).
Last updated: 16 Sep 2001 18:56